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Prison Without Walls:
Diana: Maybe Presto could lift the spell!
Presto: Yeah, right, and maybe YOU could lift a dump truck! - In Search of the Dungeonmaster:
Presto: Sorry guys...lately my hocus pocus has been out of focus. - The Hall of Bones:
Hank: Oh, no!! He's using our weapons to fight Tiamat!
Eric: Great! We could use a few less dragons!
Sheila: But our weapons don't work!
Presto: Great! Then we'll have a few less Vengers! - Valley of the Unicorns:
Presto: Don't you remember what DM said....our worst enemy is Venger! I'll just call him over here...
Eric: Nooo!! Dungeonmaster said sometimes, Presto, sometimes!! That doesn't mean NOW!!
Presto: Hey...no time like the present! - The Treasure of Tardos:
Presto Maybe I can pull somethin' out of the ol' sombrero here...
Eric: Don't bother...remember what happened last time?
Presto: I got water, didn't I??
Eric: Yeah...in a bowl full of goldfish!Presto: (After tripping up lots of nasties with ball bearings) Hey! Who ever said losing your marbles is bad?"
Eric: Make friends with Venger?? How are we supposed to do that?
Presto: Buy him another horn for his helmet? - Night of No Tomorrow:
Presto: Ummmm....nice cow....good cow... (trying to entice his "magic burgers" back into his hat) - The Lost Children:
Presto: Magic hat, I'm gonna be frank....What we really need now is a twenty-ton tank!" - The Traitor:
Presto: Hocus Pocus....no...Abracadabra...nah, that's not it...awwww, what the heck, just blow those bums away!
Hat: Aaaaaa-CHOOOOO! - Quest of the Skeleton Warrior:
Presto: I cast you away by teleportation! (pulls out a telephone) Uhhhh....it's for you! It's your mom! - P-R-E-S-T-O Spells Disaster:
DM: Nice spell....but you put a bit too much twiddle on it.
Presto: Twiddle?? Where'd I twiddle 'em to? And how do I twiddle 'em back??Presto: I'll fiddle with my twiddle and diddle with the middle, and make a magic riddle that will turn the giant little!
- Servant of Evil:
Presto: Abraca-danon! Turn my hat into a cannon!! (blows away attacking lizardman with blossoms) All right!! Flower Power!Bobby: Alllll right! Soak him, Presto!!
Presto: C'mon, you guys!! I need help, not a cheerleader! - The Box:
Presto: (Watching the others go back to the Realm to get Venger away from Earth) When in looney-land, do as the loonies do! - Dungeon at the Heart of Dawn
Presto: You want a set of highway safety flares? Or a battery-powered emergency radio…with no batteries…or maybe a copy of Ranger Fred’s Guide to Survival in the Amazon?!! Awww, I think my stupid hat needs a tune-up! - Child of the Stargazer:
Eric: I can’t believe you tried to distract those guards by pulling a rabbit out of your hat!!
Presto: Hey, don’t knock it! How many six-foot tall rabbits have YOU ever seen before?
