- ...that Dungeon Master has the power to drag a roller coaster from Earth to the D&D Realm, but he probably isn’t tall enough to actually ride the roller coaster?
- ...that Shiela is given the title of “Thief”, even though it’s obvious she’s never stolen anything in her life?
- ...that although the D&D Realm is filled with orcs, bullywugs, and five-headed dragons, it’s still not half as dangerous as a California (or Pennsylvania) freeway?
- ...that every portal they find leads right back to the amusement park, rather than some other planet, or some other location on Earth? How convenient that they'd land right back there, rather than in Timbuktu!!
- ...that although Tiamat has five heads, only one of them ever has anything to say?
- ...that even with all the weapons, monsters, spells, traps, and other hazards in the realm, nobody ever seems to get seriously injured?
- ...that even though he wears a skirt, Venger never rides his flying horse sidesaddle?
- ...that Shadow Demon always happens to be in just the right place to overhear vital information?
- ...that Dungeon Master would ever have taken on a pupil who was big, blue, had fangs, bat wings, and a horn, and whose very presence had the word “villian” written all over it?
- ...that an amusement park would actually name a roller coaster “Dungeons and Dragons”?
--by Joe R.
What would happen if someone shone a flashlight on Shadowdemon?
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Why is Tiamat always so irate? Well, maybe it's because she lives alone in the Dragon's Graveyard. Think about it: Wouldn't you flip out if you were the only living thing on an entire plane of existence littered with the remains of your subjects?
What would happen if someone used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on Merlin's white hare?
Giant Snails do not make good mounts. The point of riding something is to move FASTER.
Why does just about every dungeon in the series have an entrance shaped like an open mouth?
The reason Venger uses Bullywugs as soldiers: They just look cool. After all, if you're a fantasy villain, style is always more important than competence.
