The rules are very simple:

Grab some friends.

Grab some beer. A lot of it.

Plop in front of the TV and have an all-night D&D marathon!

Take a shot whenever:

• Venger says "Fool!"
• Any kid says "Dungeonmaster!" in a tone of utter surprise when the little guy appears.
• Any kid says "He's gone!" in the same tone after DM disappears.
• Hank says "Oh no!"
• Sheila says "I'm worried"
• Uni repeats (in bleats) whatever Bobby says.
• Hank repeats the gang's mission.
• Hank says, "Come on, guys!"
• Eric proves what a klutz he is by tripping and/or falling.
• Eric says he wants to go home.
• Eric makes a reference to his rich parents.
• Diana says, "Let me try."
• Sheila says, "Bobby, no!" or "Bobby, don't!"
• Bobby ignores his sister.
• Bobby threatens Eric.
• You hear that wonderful aiiiiiiieeeeaaaagh! scream that belongs to the phantom kid. (is it Presto? is it Bobby? who knows!!)
• Venger misses with a spell (you'd think that he'd hit something once in a while . . .)
• An orc grunts instead of cutting one of the kids in two with his sword.
• The kids ignore Uni's worried neighing and get into trouble.
• Venger figures a really corny way of avoiding the words "kill" "death" or "dead." ("And she shall dream no more...")
• The Cavalier, the guy with the shield that makes him practically invulnerable, hides behind someone else.
• Bobby stupidly charges at something a million times his size (Tiamat).
• The kids or the show make a Star Wars reference.
• You wish Hank would just shoot the unicorn so that annoying whining would stop.
• You wish Hank would just shoot the Cavalier so that annoying whining would stop.
• You, personally, would have kicked the crap out of the DM before he could tell another annoying riddle.
• The kids save a kingdom or befriend a king, but are penniless the following episode.
• You wonder why the kids didn't run around collecting extra weapons from the Dragon's Graveyard (note: does not have to happen while watching said episode)
• You wonder how the kids are getting enough protein in their diet when they never seem to catch whatever-it-is that they're hunting for lunch.
• Presto's hat does something pun-ish.
• Hank's bow proves to be the all-around-best-weapon.
• You wonder why Venger's head doesn't tilt to one side all the time.
• The kids almost make it home, but decide not to.
• You wonder why they bother. It looks like fun, doesn't it?
• Venger, conqueror of the Realm, loses to six kids and a baby unicorn.