by Zak Updated 8/23/99 Shut up and let me finish! Have you seen my dice? I need eighteen of those twelve-siders.... Why? No reason....*grins evilly* WHAT?? You blew it again??!! That was your last chance- there ARE no other ways home! You're stuck here forever! HA HA HA HA HA!!! Uuuuuhhh....Give me a second to think of a riddle that covers this... Oh, stop whining, Cavalier--it's only 3 days journey through the Pit of Despair! That's not much to ask, is it? Okay, you got it--no more riddles. You didn't leave Tardos Keep in ruins....? Surprising, given your track record with every OTHER place I've sent you...Hall of Bones, Darkhaven..... That's it. No more Mister Nice Guy. I'm out to kick some butt. Use the force! Juuuuust kidding... (Valley-girl voice) *shrug* I dunno! (same Valley-girl voice)Well, Duuuuuuuuh! You kids really believe everything I tell you, don't you? You don't need my help any longer-- you've always had the power to go back to Kansas...you just had to learn it for yourself!
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