| Mysterious Unearthed Weapon Causes Actual Damage
KLONDOR - Sages uncovered a mysterious weapon in the Ruins of Klondor this week, and the artifact has left many within the scholarly community troubled. The weapon, which resembles a metal-bladed sword, is claimed to have unique and disturbing powers. Master Seddigus Flanhoove, who led the expedition to Klondor, says that the find was initially exciting, but also puzzling.
Society Focus Evil Overlord Harassed by Gang of Vigilante Youths VALLEY OF DARKNESS - Menacing overlord and prominent force of evil Venger announced today that he was “fed up” with “those blasted kids”, referring specifically to a gang of magic weapon-wielding minors who have repeatedly thwarted his efforts to dominate the Realm for some time. “They act like they owe no recourse to the law,” Venger complained of the band of youths. “They have no parents or guardians, they roam unsupervised throughout the Realm at all hours of the day and night, and they certainly have no respect for honest, hard-working adults like myself.” |
Dungeon Master Charged With Giving Useless
Advice MINDRAL - A coalition of Realm monarchs, heros, sages, and peasantry filed a class-action lawsuit today in the High Court of Wizards and Other Impressively Powerful Folk, contending that the omnipresent sage and helpful guide Dungeon Master has been giving useless advice and confusing instructions for at least the past few centuries. The suit details specific damages that the parties wish to see compensated, damages that they claim were sustained as a direct result of Dungeon Master’s consultations.
Business Highlights Tiamat, Demodragon Announce Merger DRAGON’S GRAVEYARD - Tiamat and Demodragon, long-time competitors in the multi-headed rampaging monster sector, yesterday announced that they plan to merge, joining forces to become one polycephalic serpentine menace. The merger, which has yet to be approved by the Council of Justice, has surprised and shocked many industry analysts. |
