ZAK'S FAVORITES:
"We've gotta ride on the Giant Flying Locusts again? Presto, hand me the air-sick bag." --Tannhauser
"Presto! I've had it! Give me that stupid hat! I can do better magic than you!"--Heidi

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• Bobby (off-screen): "It looks so *real*!"
  Eric: "Aw, come on you dummies, it looks *NOTHING* like the real Presto! Where's the authentic dopey expression? Where's the life-like explosions of smoke suggesting yet another screwed-up spell?"
  Presto: (*squeaks*) --Super Lemmingo
• "If you want to attack my boyfreind, you'll have to fight me first."--Thomas
• Eric: "It's not my fault that Presto's stupid spell made your clothes disappear, Sheila! Presto's the pervert, not me!"
  Presto: "Huh?"
  Sheila (off screen): "It's not Presto that I'm worried about......"
  Hank (also off screen): *drool* --Garrett
• Eric: "Ladies and gentlemen of the court! I give you the accused! The Realm's biggest screw-up, Presto!"
  Presto: "Huh!?!" --Sterling Coleman
• Eric: “Fifty gold pieces! Do I hear seventy-five? Seventy five is not too much to ask for such a... er... fine example of a Wizard! Do I hear sixty?" --Kryschenn
• Eric: "THIS is your big plan? A game of Musical Statues?? No offense, Hank, but I think you need a vacation."--Me, Myself, and Nobody Else
• Eric: "Caddie, my niblick!" --Tannhauser
• Eric: (To Venger's orcs, remembering his George Carlin): "Do what you want to the wizard, but leave me alone!” --Wulfgar
• Eric: (complaining about something or other) "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH..."
  Presto: (thinking) Gross!! That dumb unicorn...I wonder if he realizes *what* he just sat in...all I know is, *I'm* not cleaning that cape!" --Zakiyah
• Eric:"Oh yeah, Venger! I bet you Presto's is TWICE as big as yours!"
  Presto:"Gulp!"
  Venger:"MWAHAHAHAH!" --Brenna Dawkins
• Eric: "Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen. The Presto Doll. What every kid will be begging for this Christmas. Get 'em while they last, because once they're gone, they're gone." (LOOKS TO OFF-SCREEN BOBBY) "That's right, young Sir, the hottest new toy of the season! Now, how much am I bid for the original item, signed by its designer, yours truly? Five dollars? Do I hear ten?" --Mike McNewbie
• Eric: ". . . And in this corner: Don't let that dopy expression fool you, ladies and gentlemen! He's the terror of the Realm, the conjurer of chaos! Better not stand too close, kids! You never know what might come out of that hat! Weighing in at an ((ahem)) impressive 98 pounds, the brainy squirt in the baggy shirt . . . the one . . . the only . . . Prrrrrrrr-esto!!!"--Rummi

  BONUS POINTS to Sterling Coleman, who guessed correctly the episode this pic was snatched from:
  "The Treasure of Tardos"