ZAK'S FAVORITES:
Sheila: "Hey Hank....like my helmet...? Whatddya say I try on the REST of Bobby's outfit tonight, hmmm....?" --Zakiyah
Sheila: "Hank, I'm pregnant."
Hank: "WHAT??????"
Sheila: "It's Eric's baby." --Brenna Dawkins

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• "Sheila, I can't concentrate with your hand on my butt."
  "That's not *my* hand on your butt, Mr. Conceited; it's a Bogbeast's."
  "WHA-A-A-T-T-T?!?"
  "You seemed to be enjoying it, sooooooo..." -Wulfgar
• Hank, concentrating: Okay, let me think here... the bogbeasts need our help to free them from Cowamung, and we need their help to undam the river so we can find the portal home, and they're waiting for their great leader before they can do anything, and we-
  Sheila: "BOO!"
  Hank: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
  Sheila: "Gotcha!" --Kryschenn
• Hank: "Hey, Sheila, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
  Sheila: "Not unless what you're thinking is that Eric looks kinda cute as a Bogbeast!"
  Hank: "What?!?!" --Rummi
• Sheila: Hey Hank, I know this isn't really the time, but... check out this really neat trick I can do with my eyes! --Kimmy
• Hank: "No, Sheila, I DON'T know how many bogbeasts it would take to screw in a light bulb. Why do you ask?--Me, Myself, and Nobody Else
• Hank: "ummmm?"
  Sheila: "Hank..., Do you know that Bobby is making piss behind us?"
  Hank: "Oh-my-god!!! I thought that was my sweat!!!!!!!" --Ohmnio
• Sheila: "Hank darling?"
  Hank: "Hmmmm?"
  Sheila: "I think that bogbeast behind us has spotted I'm not wearing any knickers...!"--Fay
• Hank: "I could've SWORN I packed in a condom!"
  Shiela: "Well, you'd better FIND that condom or you don't get any this adventure!" --Brenna Dawkins
• "Well, yeah, those Bogbeasts make ME feel kinda horny, too...OH--you meant, uh, the helmet...thing..."-- --Tann