ZAK'S FAVORITES:
Eric, if you "drop your fork" in my lap one more time-I'll... --Fay
Eric (thinking): Maybe if I look *really* sad she'll let me off the hook for what happened earlier.
Shiela (thinking): He knew I was having a bath! --Heidi

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• Sheila: "No, we are *not* going to give the "weepy useless redhead" to the Rat-Men in payment of the toll for passing through their cavern, Eric!" -Wulfgar
• Sheila (thinking): I don't care how pitiful he's trying to look, I *know* he's the one who groped me in that cave...
  Eric (thinking): Mmmm...soft... --Green Dragon
• Sheila: "Hank's *my* boyfriend you #*^%$ %&%$&&)!!!!"
  Eric: "Why me?" --Garrett
• Eric (thinking): "Beans....finally..passing.....thru..system..."
  Sheila: "Can't you do that downwind!!" --Dr. Faust
• "Eric,can't you 'buff your Bishop' in *private*?" --Wulfgar
• Sheila: "Eric, you have exactly three seconds to move your hand before I break your arm. One.....Two...." --Zakiyah
• Sheila's thoughts: I can't believe Hank stuck me on watch with this bozo again....I wonder if he's avoiding me?
  Eric's thoughts: THANK YOU, Hank!! --Zakiyah
• Eric's thoughts: They don't know it, but I've perfected the art of sleeping with my eyes open. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... --Zakiyah
• "Only Hank can touch me like that Eric.If you ever do that again I'll slap you!" --Thomas
• Eric: "Feeeeeeeeeelings, whoa whoa whoa, feelings!"
  Sheila: "Er-ric! I told you, NO MORE LOUNGE MUSIC!" --Kryschenn
• Eric: ((Dreamily)) MMMMMmmmmmmmm!!!! Hamburgers!!!
  Sheila: What is it with you and food!?! --Sterling
• "Hmmmm...nope, sorry, Sheila, I've had better, and I CAN'T rate you above a Four."
  ((Of COURSE he means her cooking. )) --Tann
• Sheila (thinking): "What's wrong with my 'Scanner' powers? No matter how hard I try, I just can't make his head explode! " --Wulfgar
• "I don't care if you did get two chickens and a bottle of whiskey for them, I WANT MY PANTIES BACK!!!" --Bubbles
• Sheila: "WHAT is that SMELL???"
  Eric: "Heh, oops, sorry! No more beans for me." --Brenna
• Eric: "But we needed the money!"
  Sheila: "I don't care! You still shouldn't have sold Bobby to the Gypsies!" --Brenna
• Sheila: "You bastard! Bobby's going to be scarred for life by that!"
  Eric: "But we were out of rations and unicorn is so *filling*..." --Wulfgar
• Sheila: "Look, Eric, I don't care how bad your hangover is, I am NOT going to massage your feet!" -Me, Myself, and Nobody Else
• "Hey! What happened to the last slice of . . . ? ER-RIC! That was *mine*!" --Rummi
• "What do you mean, 'Let's test the funny-looking mushrooms on Sheila'?" --Wulfgar

  BONUS POINTS to Dr. Faust, Kryschenn & Rummi, who guessed correctly the episode this pic was snatched from:
  "Quest of the Skeleton Warrior"