ZAK'S FAVORITES:
VENGER: "What do you mean "Why isn't dinner on the table yet?" Do you think I just sit around here all day doing nothing? I'm telling you, it's a full time job just picking up after these kids!"--Rummi

VENGER: "Yes, ShadowDemon, the little mageling's prize remains uncollected...But you can clearly see I have a horn, at my left temple, greatly limiting the fashion of accoutrement I can utilize as a summit to grand visage. And... it's a very, very stupid hat."--Christopher

VENGER: "Look, Shadow Demon, EVERY Halloween I'm Lestat -- this year I want to try something DIFFERENT."--Tann

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• VENGER: "I have the Weapons of Power, and now I shall conquer the... oooh! Cool! Look at the shadow of my hand on the wall! It kind of looks like a Unicorn!" --Kryschenn
• VENGER: "I'll just put these in a spot where they won't hurt anyone else. Now, just keep that compress on, Cavalier, and I'll be right back with the first aid kit. Didn't I *tell* you kids that it's all fun and games until someone nearly loses an eye?" --Rummi
• VENGER: "What can I say? You win some, you lose some... just consider yourselves lucky I didn't play that extra hand and make you strip completely..."
  --Super Lemmingo
• VENGER: "Hello, my name is Venger and I'll be your waiter this evening. Let me take your magic weapon for you and I'll show you to your table."--Spooky
• DM (OS): "Now put your toys away Venger and you can keep them there until you and your friends learn to play nice."--Michael Anthony Lee
• VENGER: "Really....? I can have them? Really....? I *KNOW* there's a catch. You boobytrapped them, right? Come on, tell me!"
  KIDS (OS): "*suppressed giggles and snickers* No, you go right ahead and take them, go on.....say 'bye' to Tiamat for us...."
  VENGER: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" --Zakiyah
• VENGER: "Now, I know it seems harsh, but it's for your own good! These are dangerous! I'll give them back when you're all grown up, promise." --Zakiyah
• VENGER: "Now really. You have to admit that this is TOTALLY so out of fashion... you really have to think of new outfits!"--Destiny
• VENGER: "And as you can see, adjacent to the kitchen is a scenic breakfast nook..."--Scott Sanford
• VENGER: "I swear, you'd be surprised at what you can find at a rummage sale...now all I need is an Etch-A-Sketch and a painting of a sad harlequin, and my collection will be complete..."--Wulfgar
• VENGER: "Look, I'm trying to be reasonable, young magician - just give me the hat and we'll say no more about it..." --Riggers
• VENGER: "Okay, I got the weapons and I've overrun the WHOLE Realm... Now what am I gonna do with all this free time on my hands?" --Alec
• VENGER: "Okay, kids....you can KEEP these weapons that you've won..... OR You can trade them in for what the lovely ShadowDemon has behind Curtain #2."--KCFlatlander

Episode: Hall of Bones.