ZAK'S FAVORITES:
DIANA: "I'm not kidding! I saw Eric showering and it was this big..."--Riggers

DIANA: "Hey, guys, don't look at me like that! Do you blame me? I just couldn't take it any more! 'You must burn the stone that floats in the sky!' Come on, what's that supposed to mean, anyway?"
HANK: "Well... I suppose we can give Dungeon Master some ice and extra-strength Excedrin for his headache when he wakes up, he should be all right... But Diana, I'd recommend keeping a good distance between yourself and him for the next week or two."--Kryschenn

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• DIANA: "Since you're both under Venger's amnesia spell, let me fill you in. Hank, you and Sheila are JUST friends, that's all, that's it, THAT'S EVERYTHING. Trust me, would I be telling you this if you and I WEREN'T married?" --Alec
• DIANA: "Can I get an 'AMEN!' here, Brothers and Sisters!"
  HANK & SHEILA: "Uh-'Amen'...?" --Wulfgar
• DIANA: "Now, now, calm down....it was only a joke! Eric was just really excited about the black magic marker Presto conjured up. He sniffed it a little too long, and you two sleepyheads made such tempting targets....Come on, it'll wash off in a day or two! It's not like your eyebrows are PERMANENTLY dyed!"
  OTHERS (OS): *snikers*--Zakiyah
• DIANA: "And in the blue corner, the master of the energy bow, the Ranger, Hank! You both know the rules, so Sheila you'll have to lose the Cloak. Okay, now are the challengers ready? Are the fans ready..."--Coaltiger
• DIANA: "Diana: "Sorry, Hank, 'But-I-Don't-Even-Know-What-Sadie-Hawkins-Day-Is' just isn't a good enough excuse. She caught you fair and square."
  HANK: "But... but..."--Kryschenn
• DIANA: "Okay, good... now move your rump to the left... now, move your rump to the right..."
  SHEILA: "Like this?"
  DIANA: "You're doing great, Sheila... back left again..."
  HANK: "What the..."
  DIANA: "HANK! Either learn the Macarena properly or go sit with Eric!" --Christopher
• DIANA: "Allright. So you caught her sleeping with three bogbeasts, five Orcs, a slime-beast, two bullywogs, and fourteen fairies... simultaneously. So what? Is that any reason to throw in the towel? Relationships have survived worse things, you know, Hank." --Super Lemmingo
• DIANA: "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to unite these two young people within the bonds of Holy Matrimony..."--Wulfgar

Episode: Night of No Tomorrow.