ZAK'S FAVORITES:
SHEILA (OS): "Hey! It worked!"
HANK (OS): "Congratulations, Presto! You actually hypnotized Uni! Uh...Presto?"
BOBBY (OS): "Um, guys, sorry about this, but I think I saw Uni reading through Presto's hypnosis book last night after everyone else was asleep..."
ERIC(OS): "Aw, man, that stupid unicorn! They hypnotized EACH OTHER!"--Kryschenn

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• HANK: (OS) "This is all my fault... I never should have suggested holding the Realm's first Annual Out-Staring Tournament..."
  SHEILA (OS): "It seemed like such a good idea at the time..."
  BOBBY (OS): "Wow... who would have thought that PRESTO would end up in the final?? My money was on Shadow Demon!"
  DIANA (OS): "I can't believe I lost to that STUPID unicorn. I mean, just LOOK AT IT! Its form is all wrong! I was ROBBED! That title is MINE by right! I DEMAND A RE-MATCH!"
  ERIC (OS): "When I get my hands on DungeonMaster... 'when the true champion has gazed into the abyss of darkness, you shall be directed towards your home.'" (*weary and exaggerated sigh*)
  PRESTO (thinking): I have to sneeze...
  UNI (thinking): When are those idiots going to figure out that unicorns don't blink...? --Super Lemmingo
• Presto just discovered why you should never play frogleap with a unicorn. --Destiny
• UNI (thinking): Does he really have a pimple on his nose?
  PRESTO (thinking): I hope she isn't looking at that pimple I have...
  --Destiny
• PRESTO: "C'mon, Uni don't keep looking at me like that. You know I didn't MEAN for that spell to make your tail fall off." --Alec
• PRESTO: "What do you mean there's a big boger coming out of my nose?" --KCFlatlander
• Through a spell gone awry, Uni and Presto trade places... Freaky Friday on a Saturday Morning! --Kimmy
• PRESTO: "Who was this 'Freddie Kruger' any way, and what did he mean by, 'The first to fall asleep will die?'" --Tann
• (For the Elfquest fans in the audience) "Heart meets Heart when Eyes meet Eyes..." --Wulfgar
• Presto learned that Varla was actually a unicorn, and became suddenly curious.... --Garrett
• PRESTO: "Uni! You and Bobby are WHAT???" --Evil Overlord
• PRESTO: "So, you see, Uni, there comes a time in every wizard's life when he has to boink a unicorn in order to progress to the next level of power...you see where I'm going with this...?" --Wulfgar
• UNI (in unicorn talk): "Ohmigod, where's that box of chocolate? And where's Eric and Diana?"
  PRESTO: "You know about the chocolate incident??" --Zakiyah