ZAK'S FAVORITES:
DIANA: Well, on the one hand, Hank, I don't SEE the hair and fangs anymore -- but on the other, you DID just rip Presto's throat out.
HANK: Darn!--Tann

DIANA (indcating Presto's body): "So, how much do you think that he'll dress out to?"
HANK: "Well, he's always been kinda skinny, but he'll make at least a few meals for each of us before we get out of this wilderness...and he was easier to hunt than a deer, too!"--Wulfgar

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• HANK: "Are you sure we should be doing this, Diana?"
  DIANA:"Sure! C'mon Hank, it'll be fun!"
  HANK: "You're right. Presto deserves it after stealing my tights last time! Okay, so now that we have his robe... How did you get this anywa-- No, I don't want to know! Anyway, I'll use my light arrows to stick Presto's robe up that tree like a flag, and you start yelling loud and wake him and the others up. And then we'll see how he likes running around in ONLY tights until he gets it down!"--Kimmy
• DIANA: "So...once we find this Maze of Darkness thing, we have to spend God-knows how many days wandering aimlessly around it...and IF we live long enough to reach the end...then MAYBE we'll find the way home...which, OF COURSE, we have to destroy before we can use it...meaning that we won't be able to use it at all...am I missing anything out here?"
  HANK: "No, I don't think so..." Pauses for a second, looking at something over Diana's shoulder. "ERIC, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STARING AT?" --Super Lemmingo
• Diana stared at Hank in disbelief. That was just toooooooooooo kinky for her. "No, Hank. I will not dress up in Presto's robe and dance in front of you before sex."
  --Brenna Dawkins
• DIANA: "Hey, Hank? Notice anything different?"
  HANK: "Um, sure I do... uh, just a minute here... let me think. Something's different but, er, I can't quite place it. You couldn't have gotten new contacts, so... I know! You're wearing a new shade of lipstick! No, wait, that's not right.... um, you're wearing your hair different! No, that's not it..."
  DIANA (thinking): He's never going to figure out that there's nothing different about me at all and I'm just messing with his head!
  HANK: "I've got it! That great big zit between your eyes wasn't there yesterday! That's it!" --Kryschenn
• DIANA: "Hank....I thought you'd have more stamina than that." --KCFlatlander
• HANK: "Listen, Diana... when I said 'show the guys the heinous extent of this tight-stealing epidemic' ...this was NOT what I meant!" --Super Lemmingo
• DIANA: "Hank I was wondering if you could help-- Whoops, sorry (*blushing*) didn't know you were answering a nature call!" --Alec
• HANK: "All right, Diana, we're alone. Now what was this really important thing that you have to tell me that COULDN'T WAIT 'TIL MORNING?"
  DIANA: "OK, right. Errm, well, how do I put this? (cue several moments of uncomfortable 'umms' and 'errs') Well, as you know, when a man and a woman care about each other very much......." (And I shall leave the rest up to your imaginations) --Me, Myself, and Nobody Else
• Eric & Hank are quickly glance at each other & are speechless after Sheila says... "Does this cape make me look fat?"--Pyrodrew

Episode: The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow.