ZAK'S FAVORITES:
"And I, Lord Eric the Brave, do hereby decree that any and all stupid riddles shall hereafter be punishable by death!" --Me, Myself, and Nobody Else
"I'm a Little Tea-Pot, short and stout! Here is my handle, Here is my spout!" --Tannhauser

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• Eric: The salesman, "And over there, this quaint little hubble of a home faces east, gets the noon time sun, has a quaint little well....."
  Buyer off screen: "But Venger just fireballed it!"
  Eric: "And has a very nice ventilation through the new hole. You could put nice fetching Damask curtains there."
  Buyer: "And the Orcs are making camp in the yard."
  Eric: "You even have a neighborhood watch system in place, free of charge."
  Buyer: "I dunno......."
  Eric: "Come on, I have three other potential buyers lined up today! It's hot, hot, hot!"
  Hank off screen: "I think Eric should lay off those Real Estate get rich quick videos!" --Brenna
• Eric: "Well, there go the bandits, over the crest of the hill with the horses we worked so hard to buy, leaving us to walk yet again. I told you guys to get The Club, but noooooooooooo!"--Kryschenn
• Eric: "...we few, we *happy* few, we band of brothers-"
  Sheila & Diana (os): "SHUT UP, ERIC!"
  Uni (os): "Neeeyahhh, n'uh nuh, Neeerrrih!" --Wulfgar
• Eric: "O, for a Muse of Fire-"
  Presto(os) "Fireball, fireball...how's that one go, again...?* --Wulfgar
• Eric: "Friends, Realmsians, countrymen, I come not to praise Venger, burt to bury him!"
  Venger (os): "Did I hear you correctly, Cavalier...?"--Wulfgar
• Eric: "At my signal...unleash Hell!"
  Sheila (os): "Eric, mind your language in front of Bobby!" --Wulfgar
• Eric (singing): "All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, all things wise and wonderul, the lord God made them all!"
  Sheila (os): "You serenading would be better if you didn't start the song dedicated to me, oh great Eric." --Heidi
• Eric: "Three guys walk in to a bar......." --Heidi
• ERIC: "I'm drreeeeeeeeeeaming of a whiiiiiiiiiiite Chriiiiiiiiistmas! Juuuuuuuust like the ooonnnnnnnnes I used to knooooooooooooow!"
  HANK: (off-screen) "D'you think we should tell him that, taking the Earth/Realm time conversion thing into account, it's actually July?
  BOBBY: (also off-screen) Naaaaah, why spoil his fun? It's the first time he hasn't complained since we got here! --Super Lemmingo
• Eric: "Hark, what light beyond thy window breaks!"
  Sheila: *off screen* "Can it, Eric! I'm NOT going to play Juliette with you!"--Brenna
• Eric: "Oooooh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, By the dawn's early liiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
  The Young Ones (Together): "AAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" --Brenna
• "Friends, romans, countrymen! Lend me a buck fifty!" --Rod Gonzalez
• "If I...were King....of the Foresssssssstttttt!!!!!" (The Cavalier singing from The Wizard of Oz)--KCFlatlander
• "The hiiills are alive...with the sound of music...." --Glitter
• "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?" (Eric the Cavalier brushing up his Shakespeare.) --Rummi