ZAK'S FAVORITES:
Sheila: "Presto, will you inform Mr. Gropey that I will not speak to him until he says he's sorry?"
Presto: "Um, she says she won't speak to you until you say you're sorry."
Hank: "Well, you tell Little Miss Uptight I will not say a word to her until she apologizes for making that scene, because I was NOT grabbing her bottom, I was swatting a bee that was about to sting her!"
Presto: "Um, he says... Aw, come on guys, this is STUPID!"--Kryschenn
Presto: "So what if you guys found out Venger is your father and you are really twins seperated at birth and are part of a propehcy to bring balance to the Realm? Things could be worse, couldn't they?" --Heidi

OTHER CAPTIONS:

• Sheila: "Ow! You're hurting my arm!"
  Hank: "Presto! Willya quit twisting our arms?"
  Presto: "No way! Even if that thing is asleep, I'm not approaching anything *that* nasty without a shield, and since Eric split, you guys are it! So just stay calm, make no sudden moves, and try to act like nothing's wrong. Everything will work out all right, trust me!"--Kryschenn
• Sheila: I'll give you your tights back when you give me my knickers back-Deal??--Fay
• Sheila (bored tone): "Look, up in the *sky*."
  Grey Guy: "It's a bird!"
  Green Guy: "No, it's a plane!"
  Hank (equally bored): "It's *yawn* Tiamat, you guys."
  Presto: "You two have been drinking from the magical Fountain Of Prozac again, *haven't* you?" --Wulfgar
• Presto: "Wow, this is the best carnaval I've ever seen in the realm! Right guys? Uhm... guys?"
  Sheila: *stares blank*
  Hank: "I thought I saw a puttycat" --Destiny
• Presto: "Uh, guys, I thought this was supposed to be D&D... not S&M." --Thothalas
• "Look ma-- No hands!" --Kevin J.
• Presto: Hank? Sheila? What is it? What happened last night, anyway? --Scott Sanford
• Sheila:"Well...-I- wasn't the one who farted during Venger's speech!"
  Hank:"I wouldn't have if Presto hadn't fixed those beans for lunch!"
  Presto:*gulp* "But you guys -ASKED- for beans!" --Brenna
• Presto: "Uh, guys...? I think that we've just been captured by rogue Muppets..."--Wulfgar
• Bobby (os): "Queenie, Queenie who's got the ball? Is she fat or is she small?"
  Hank (whispering): "Who's brilliant idea was it to make friends with these guys?" --Heidi
• SHEILA: PRESTO! Didn't see you there...
  HANK: We weren't doing anything, I swear.
  PRESTO: Of course you weren't...I believe you wholeheartedly... (thinks to himself) Just wait 'till the others hear about THIS!--Super Lemmingo

  This picture was taken from the episode, "The Hall of Bones."